The world is doomed and we are all going to die!!!!!!

Seems we are all going to get flying pig flu.
Apparently the latest potential pandemic that is going to decimate the civilised world is a mutation of Avian, Porcine, and Human influenza, skipping the pig to human phaze and transmitting directly between humans with fatal consequences.

So is it part of the new world order conspiracy?
It is if you read the story over on Alex Jones's Infowars.com where everything is the work of the Bilderberg group and the Illuminati, planning to reduce the world population to 10% to secure it's hold with a global language, currency and government. I'll leave you dear reader to decide.

So is bacon safe to eat?
Don't know, but I'm going to risk it.
But on a lighter note in these times of financial austerity, at least bacon should come down in price, because a) people will get scare stories about eating it, b) the flying pigs can deliver themselves to the slaughter house, saving the farmer the cost of fuel for one leg of the journey.